Defenders:
Does Younes like to get cuddly on Valentine’s Day?
Dating Baines (Everton)
Aaron Dresswell (West Ham)
Younes Cuddle (Sunderland)
Per Merte-smacker (Arsenal)
Vincent Company (Manchester City)
Pablo Zaba-‘love’-leta (Manchester City)
Daley ‘Love is’ Blind (Manchester United)
Bride To-be Alderweireld (Tottenham)