Premier League Christmas Themed Squad: Snowman Cabaye, Mulled Clyne and more…

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Very americanized, but you know what we’re getting at with Harry ‘Candy’ Cane

Harry ‘Candy’ Cane (Tottenham Hotspur)
Bafechimney Gomis (Swansea City)
Andy ‘Xmas’ Carol (West Ham United)
Andre Ayule (Swansea City)

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