Midfielders:
Santi Cazorla’s name was one of the easiest to tweak in order to make it festive
Santa Cazorla (Arsenal)
Fabian Elf (Manchester City)
Snowman Cabaye (Crystal Palace)
Eric Reindeer (Tottenham)
‘Baby’ Jesus Navas (Manchester City)
Wayne Sproutledge (Swansea City)