Premier League Halloween XI

Defenders:

Satan Baines (Everton)

He must possess those devil red eyes you spot when you look over old photos! Although England and Everton left-back Leighton Baines may still be on the sidelines following a successful ankle operation earlier this summer, but it doesn’t mean the 30-year-old isn’t causing mischief off the field around Goodison Park!

John Terry-fied (Chelsea)

The Chelsea captain is having a terrifying Premier League campaign so far; with Saturday’s 2-1 defeat at West Ham United inflicting a fifth league defeat in ten games on the defending champions, leaving the Blues with just 11 points in 15th place. Terry has already scared the Chelsea faithful with a series of errors this season, none more so than his straight red card at West Brom back in August.

Micah Witchards (Aston Villa)

Witches are known for casting spells, and many will be wondering if Villa are under one at the moment as they sit bottom of the pile in the Premier League with just four points from their opening 10 games. Richards only joined the Midlands outfit in the summer, but with manager Tim Sherwood already gone, it is likely to be a frightening Halloween for the club.

Martin Scare-tel (Liverpool)

Scary by name, scary by nature. Martin Skrtel has played every single minute of Liverpool’s topsy-turvy Premier League campaign so far; one where the Reds have already dismissed Brendan Rodgers and appointed former Borussia Dortmund coach Jurgen Klopp as their new manager.

Midfielders…