Date: 30th October 2015 at 12:33am
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Charles N’Zombie-a (Aston Villa)

Ever wondered where Charles N’Zogbia went? With the France winger failing to feature at all for Aston Villa so far this season in all competitions, it does make you think doesn’t it? Turns out he would be more suited as an extra for The Walking Dead rather than the Villans’ relegation battle already…

Ra-screeam Sterling (Manchester City)

21st October 2015 - UEFA Champions League - Group D - Manchester City v Sevilla - Raheem Sterling of Man City looks dejected - Photo: Simon Stacpoole / Offside.

The England and Manchester City star has had a lot to shout about this season already, scoring four and assisting one goal in the Citizens’ opening ten fixtures to help his new club emerge as joint-leaders of the Premier League. The only thing Man City supporters screamed about following Sterling’s summer arrival from Liverpool was his price tag – £49m!

Charlie Addams Family (Stoke City)

The Stoke City midfielder is more than welcome to bring along the likes of Morticia, Uncle Fester and Lurch into the centre of the park in our Halloween XI; although the Scot will probably do. Rediscovering his shooting boots and replicating THAT Chelsea goal from 65 yards out would certainly go down a treat; or as a trick to those despairing Blues fans.


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